Who Wasn't There

🐙Writer, Collector of Antiquities, and Bibliophile.
🐙Co-Creator of FindChaos & ChaosLife comics.

🐙All-Around Weirdo.
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Asker lunulata Asks:
Who are your favorite actors/actresses aside from Byung-hun Lee, Byung-hun Lee without a shirt, and Byung-hun Lee in a suit?
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

Byung-hun Lee in a dress.

But seriously: Min-sik Choi has done some of my favorite films and has an incredible presence on screen — he depicts the most awful villains so efficaciously. Kang-ho Song is tied on that front, as well, and has the incredible acting ability to “look” like he knows more than he lets on in every movie — same with Gina Torres and Tilda Swinton. Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry are always favorites and I’m one of those rare people that appreciate Will Smith’s on-screen crying. Ron Perlman is just amazing in everything he does. Chloe Grace Moretz continues to be the youngest person on my personal favorites list, and possibly on-par with Ron for saying the most curse words in movies. 

Asker flawlesshobo Asks:
If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

I would learn the skill to retain all information without going (more) insane. I beat you, genie! Take that, Detective Mulder! 

But honestly, one day I’d like to sit down and actually learn the piano. I’ve been told I have “piano hands*” and I type like a mad-hatter, so it’s always been an interest but never a real pursuit. One day…

*I assume because my fingers/palms are too long and thin to be good for anything other than scaring small children like the Crypt Keeper.

Asker occoris Asks:
Do you think Haku is going to grow up to be a supermodel?
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

Well… He does like hats.

What's the tastiest food you've ever eaten?
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

Stiffler makes something called “Nuclear Pasta” that I only have about once a year — it’s (a whole HEAD of) garlic and chili-flake infused olive oil, salt, parmesan and parsley tossed with freshly made pasta. It will knock your socks off, but it’s worth every bite. 

Otherwise, sashimi is a particular favorite of mine and I have to sadly admit (because I love octopus) that octopus meat is the tastiest meat in my opinion.

What song(s) are/were stuck in your head today?
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

Acrade Fire - The Suburbs has been stuck in my head for almost a week now. 

My spouse and I discovered we enjoyed it last week and haven’t taken that goddamn album off. We listen to it incessantly, to the point of being a bit manic about turning it on every morning and leaving it play all day.

It has another layer for me though, since my long-lost-sister replied that she enjoyed it, too, I’ve been finding myself enjoying it even more. There’s a consonance in knowing that someone who is related to you — even if just by half of your bloodline, even if they didn’t grow up with you, even if they didn’t experience the same things you did — that they enjoy the same music that you do. Music has and always will be a large part of my life and being able to share it with someone who I thought I would never meet, let alone connect so deeply with, is the most rewarding experience every single time that song comes on. I know a lot of people enjoy that song, but knowing that she does makes it beautiful to me. 

Asks are open. Distracting questions that keep me from the darker cyclic parts of my brain are encouraged. 

I just got into you and A's 'ChaosLife' webcomic recently. (fell inlove with it the moment I saw it) Honestly speaking, the more I look at your picture, the more I keep on thinking how you'd be the genderbended version of Gaki...I'm sorry if this made you angry or something...
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

Haha, that’s odd but I’m okay with it. I’m not an easily offended person and I’ve always thought of my features as “quirky,” his seem to be in the same boat, so it’s not a struggle to see why. Plus, I guess we both smoke constantly, drink too much tea and have shite luck, so…


Cucumber Rolls with Creamy Avocado…RECIPE

(via kungfud)






Someone actually fucking did the math for this

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like


(via ghost-a)


ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?

My Other List of Demands:

  • Women’s pants with durable fabric
  • A Standard Sizing System for Women’s Jeans

It shouldn’t be that hard to find all of these, and more power to you if you like anything on/not on that list, but damn. Women’s clothing is getting to the point of ridiculousness when I need to spend two hours shopping for ONE PAIR OF PANTS.