Who Wasn't There

🐙Writer, Collector of Antiquities, and Bibliophile.
🐙Co-Creator of FindChaos & ChaosLife comics.

🐙All-Around Weirdo.
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toonami:

HEY! Bebop’s back tonight!

toonami:

HEY! Bebop’s back tonight!

(via circuitslave)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
What is Stiffler's first name?
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

Death, the Destroyer of Worlds. 

lunulata:

It’s been well over a year since I made this game, but now for the triumphant return! 

It’s up to you, dear tumblrers, to guess what edible object is supposed to be portrayed in this image. Winner gains bragging rights and that’s about it. 

Closest guess wins! So guess away!

What is this supposed to be?

Oh god it’s back.

You mustn’t be afraid. It’s all happening as it was written. They’re here to warn us that the end is near. And when it comes, it will be wonderful.

I am not scared of being like them. It’s the opposite. I feel like I’ve not been able to live for years. Maybe it’s because I’m dead.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
What's the worst sex you've had and why?
whowasntthere whowasntthere Said:

You know the sound that ragged nails scraping sloooooooowly down a chalkboard make?

Imagine that sound translated into a feeling whilst fucking.

Use lube, kids.

Lots of lube. Always.

archatlas:

Cityscapes Jeremy Mann

(via ribofunky)

Isn’t it time to acknowledge the ugly side? I’ve grown quite weary of the spunky heroines, brave rape victims, soul-searching fashionistas that stock so many books. I particularly mourn the lack of female villains — good, potent female villains. Not ill-tempered women who scheme about landing good men and better shoes (as if we had nothing more interesting to war over), not chilly WASP mothers (emotionally distant isn’t necessarily evil), not soapy vixens (merely bitchy doesn’t qualify either). I’m talking violent, wicked women. Scary women. Don’t tell me you don’t know some. The point is, women have spent so many years girl-powering ourselves — to the point of almost parodic encouragement — we’ve left no room to acknowledge our dark side. Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.
Gillian Flynn, speaking about her novel Sharp Objects (via turquoise-rings)

(via mcvarley)

paradisewitch:

Snakes and Earrings - 2008 - Yukio Ninagawa

(via khymeira)

professorgodzilla:

proofmathisbeautiful:

I’m not even kidding guys…I already ordered 2!

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Andrew Liszewski

A Leatherman multi-tool hanging off your belt is a great way to stay prepared for emergencies, but it means you look like someone with a Leatherman hanging off their belt—and that part’s not so great. This innocuous hair clip is a better alternative. It manages to replicate the functionality of quite a few tools, but will all but disappear when used to keep your bangs at bay.

It can serve as a flat-head screwdriver, even for fixing those tiny screws on your glasses. It’s got a 5/16 wrench for tackling the occasional bolt, and there’s a serrated edge for hacking through rope, but hopefully not hacking through your hair when worn. It could very well be the smallest multi-tool you can buy for just $10, trumped only by the Q-Tip when it comes to cost versus functionality.

OOOH I might get one