I still can’t get over the fact that my sister is 100% serious about thinking she’s allergic to smoke because breathing smoke gives her a headache.
At home, too. All the time, really. I also call A. “Stiffler” or “Stiffy” or “Dickbitch Motherfucker” often.
I have a potty mouth.
[[MORE]]I’m at that point now where my coworkers can attest to my track record of calling out their bullshit, and enforcing accountability when they...